How to train your dog/kid

It’s offical, dogs are as smart as 2 year olds

IChewsRedRoses — Fri, 25 Sep 2009 17:09:09 +0000

It’s not just official, it’s funny.
The man on the stret poll.

Training Tip #5

IChewsRedRoses — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 15:20:29 +0000

Remember that your dog/kid is low to the ground and will try to chew on anything your dog/kid finds. Keep things on the floor safe to chew on.

Why you should get a puppy before having a baby

IChewsRedRoses — Tue, 11 Aug 2009 14:58:30 +0000

If you’re thinking of having a baby, this video will show you all the great things you can learn by first raising a puppy.

Video guide to raising a puppy/baby

I am not alone

IChewsRedRoses — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 16:36:56 +0000

When I first got the idea for this site I thought that maybe I was the only one who saw the simliarties. Then my new to motherhood friend posted this on her facebook page.

I was just thinking about how hot my apartment is, and I looked over and saw Micah was drooling, and for a second there I thought, “of course he’s drooling, that’s how babies stay cool.” Then I realized that I’m mixing up babies & dogs. Again.

I’m working on coming up with a better way for people to add their own content here. For now, if you’re interested, use the comments.

Training Tip #4

IChewsRedRoses — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:10:47 +0000

It is important to socialize your dog/kid to other dogs/kids. Make sure your dog/kid has plenty of other dogs/kids to interact with. The park is a great place to meet other dogs/kids for your dog/kid to play with.

Training Tip #3

IChewsRedRoses — Wed, 29 Jul 2009 15:04:04 +0000

From your dog’s/kid’s point of view there is no right place to go to the toilet. If your dog/kid feels like going your dog/kid just does it. Until your dog/kid can control himself make sure to use a crate/diaper.

Training Tip #2

IChewsRedRoses — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:21:43 +0000

Your dog/kid is totally dependent on you to help him fit into our human world. Your guidance and leadership will help determine what type of dog/kid he becomes.

Training Tip #1

IChewsRedRoses — Mon, 25 May 2009 19:20:32 +0000

The park is a great place to play with your dog/kid. Try throwing your dog/kid a Frisbee.

They’re really working like dogs

IChewsRedRoses — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:26:29 +0000

This is a pretty crazy article about how dogs in Moscow have adapted to urban life. They use the escalators and subways and even have learned new hunting techniques to steal food from people.

Can a baby do this?

The art of training

IChewsRedRoses — Thu, 30 Apr 2009 19:26:05 +0000

Many guides have been written on the subject of training dogs and even more guides have been written on the subject of training children. Who has time to read both?